*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
local gay couple judges saturday morning runners
if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead
this video should come with instructions
i laughed for ten years just off the owl
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
i’d buy an audio book of harry styles reading the dictionary
Fuck these bitches
We've decided to put you through to the judges house...
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE